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Devil's Dictionary · Mar 24, 2005, 01:46 PM // 13:46

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Originally Posted by TheRealDecoy

Guild Wars is an alright game. I'll play it until something better comes along however soon or far away that time is. It's not the best thing since sliced bread, but it'll do for now.

Sliced bread is better than GW!
- Sliced bread is eadible.
- You can share sliced bread
- You can throw sliced bread at people from the balcony.
- You can put bolognia on it and it becomes "Sliced Bread with Bolonia"
- You can feed it to hamsters and squirrels
- You don't have to beta-test sliced bread.

GW is better than sliced bread!
- You cannot level-up with sliced bread.
- There are no Charrs in sliced bread
- You can't roleplay with sliced bread
- You can throw GW CDs as a frisbee
- There's only one class and one level of sliced bread

What do you think? Is GW better than sliced bread?

Davion · Mar 24, 2005, 01:55 PM // 13:55

Now I know why you did this hehe... oh..way better than sliced bread. It doesn't get stale after coming into contact with air for 5 minutes.....it doesn't get moldy or turn interesting colors....

Not to mention stale bread won't hold my attention any longer than it takes me to throw it away..(bread is something I know well ...am chef..have to work with it EVERY day)...and one more thing...can bread hold my attention so raptly that I would willingly spend beta weekends working 10hrs..playing 10hrs..sleeping 3 hrs...for 3 days straight..just to get a play fix?...NO

IceD'Bear · Mar 24, 2005, 02:08 PM // 14:08

When you buy sliced bread you can use it only once, but you buy GW once and can play it forever! GW all the way!

DarkWasp · Mar 24, 2005, 04:08 PM // 16:08

Id vote for sliced bread, Without sliced bread you would have to spread your butter on a loaf. Without GW there are other games.

BUT im glad we have both!

Even though i havent played GW yet, I love the idea of playing it. But C'mon lets be realistic, what would the world do without sliced bread!

Scaper-X · Mar 24, 2005, 05:30 PM // 17:30

Well, I voted for Guild Wars but now I'm having second thoughts.

I haven't had lunch yet, you see.
-- Scaper-X

William of Orange · Mar 24, 2005, 06:07 PM // 18:07

Well, if you're talking pre-sliced sliced bread, I can definitely live without that, since it's not too difficult to take a knife and slice it yourself. If you're saying you could never have an actual slice of bread, then that's a trick one. I'm sure I could live with that though; Guild Wars, on the other hand, takes up a lot of my free thinking time, so I don't know what I'd be doing without it.

DarkWasp · Mar 24, 2005, 06:11 PM // 18:11

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Originally Posted by William of Orange

Well, if you're talking pre-sliced sliced bread, I can definitely live without that, since it's not too difficult to take a knife and slice it yourself. If you're saying you could never have an actual slice of bread, then that's a trick one. I'm sure I could live with that though; Guild Wars, on the other hand, takes up a lot of my free thinking time, so I don't know what I'd be doing without it.

Youd be thinking, "how do you slice bread?"

TheRealDecoy · Mar 24, 2005, 07:45 PM // 19:45

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Originally Posted by DEATH AT THE DOOR

- You can't roleplay with sliced bread

...or can you?

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- You can throw GW CDs as a frisbee

You can throw bread slices as a frisbee as well. Might not work as well, but I'd rater have a peice of bread flying towards me instead of having someone throw a CD at me.

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- There's only one class and one level of sliced bread

True, but bread has different races. You've got your sourdough race, your rye race (think the dark elves of bread), your whole wheat race, and lots of others. Hell, you use two different kinds of sliced bread in a sandwitch and you have your half-races right there. Races in GW? Just humans (thankfully).

Bobangry · Mar 24, 2005, 08:31 PM // 20:31

My bread was sliced funny this morning, thus, I voted for Guild Wars -which by the way- is never sliced funny.

Devil's Dictionary · Mar 24, 2005, 09:25 PM // 21:25

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...or can you?

Technically, you are roleplaying a sliced bread when you are run-over by a train, but that doesn't happen
A) Very often
B) To many people

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True, but bread has different races. You've got your sourdough race, your rye race (think the dark elves of bread), your whole wheat race, and lots of others. Hell, you use two different kinds of sliced bread in a sandwitch and you have your half-races right there. Races in GW? Just humans (thankfully).

So meatloaf is a Charr equivalent?

Taranis · Mar 26, 2005, 12:38 AM // 00:38

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Originally Posted by DarkWasp

Id vote for sliced bread, Without sliced bread you would have to spread your butter on a loaf. Without GW there are other games.

BUT im glad we have both!

Even though i havent played GW yet, I love the idea of playing it. But C'mon lets be realistic, what would the world do without sliced bread!

You can still use unsliced-bread....and slice it again so not having sliced breads quite impossible

EDIT: Did this even make any sence?

TheRealDecoy · Mar 26, 2005, 12:41 AM // 00:41

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Originally Posted by Taranis

You can still use unsliced-bread....and slice it again so not having sliced breads quite impossible

EDIT: Did this even make any sence?

Saying you can use unsliced bread instead of sliced bread is like saying you can play World of Warcraft instead of Guild Wars. There are some similarities, but it's not the same.

Ren Falconhand · Mar 27, 2005, 06:35 AM // 06:35

Friends don't let Friends play WOW.

Ren